The Sacred Muffin Cafe

Why?

Our three heroes sit in a creatively smeggy kitchen in the true heart of England. Swirling black clouds fill their hearts and minds. Unhappy utterances burst from grumpy mouths. Amusing cats play about their feet, filling the room with the sweet scent of cat food and secret feline farts.

Why are our heros so miserable? Is it that time of the month? Are they chewing razor blades? Has Harry Potter been cancelled?

No! They are pissed off to the tips of their toes by the very world that they themselves inhabit. They are Yoga teachers. But today, they are transformed into flying blobs of enraged yogic sputum.

They spit in disbelief at the great gush of bubbling bollocks gouging great holes in common sense and discrimination.

Be warned my friends, these three amigos are not the safron-wearing, calmer than thou, celibate, emotion-free fantasy merchants that walk among us selling The Answer out of squeeky-clean brief-cases. These unholy three have no answers and they have no questions. They squirt, they squeel, they snort.

So don't listen to these people! They are wild lunatics with mad hair. Perhaps they take themselves too seriously and perhaps they don't. Today they are past caring. Today the rage has taken them. They step into the eye of the storm surprising the cats and spilling their tea. The clouds lift and fire falls from the heavens. Arms wave wilder and wilder. Animated faces shouting and squeeking in tongues, laughing and laughing, rolling and writhing in a hot tide of inspiration. And through this agony an idea is born.

Thus, the Sacred Muffin Cafe was given unto the world in glorious, inexpensive black and white.

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